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"I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really… I was alive."

Felina (September 29th, 2013)

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You don’t know everything about me.
I feel like I do. You text me every time you take a dump. I know about the pimple on your nipple, and I’m, like, the holder of your social security card.

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The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

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leslie-knopes:

parks and rec rewatch → 3.05 “media blitz”

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dekutree:

howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene

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Quit smiling, you’re suppose to be professional!

(Source: communified, via frejskamavora)

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I don’t know what terrible things you’ve done in your life up to this point, but clearly your karma’s out of balance to get assigned to my class. I’m Professor Annalise Keating, and this is Criminal Law 100. Or as I’d like to call it: How to get away with murder.

(Source: hellmouths)

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